Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Ramada and Laramie Can Go Suck It

Here's a recap of last night:
11:45 - check-in to room 133.
12:05 - check-out of room 133 and into room 221.

During that 20 minutes this is what occurred:
1. The door to our room wouldn't open unless you threw your shoulder into it.
2. The room smelled of cheap strawberry perfume.
3. Stains on the rug.
4. 5 mosquitos located on walls.
5. Mojo puked up his dinner. (Do you blame him?)

And then, Joanna discovered #6.
"Tara, do you see that under the chair?"

My heart went through my chest. What was it? A bug? A mouse? Any guesses?

It was a turd. A left-over turd from someone's pet.

There's not much to say after that, except that Jo and I slept with a night light on and were packed up and on the road out of Laramie at 7:30am. We didn't stop for coffee until we got to Ft. Collins, Co.

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